What's the most unusual thing you've seen on an OC Transpo bus?

There’s a conversation on the LiveJournal OC Transpo site about strange items and unsual activities seen on OC Transpo buses. Can you top any of these observations?

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Someone tuning a guitar
  


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Someone playing the flute
  


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A guy brushing his teeth
  


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Someone clipping their toe nails
  


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Someone with a Christmas tree
  


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Planks of wood
  


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A lawn mower

** Related: ** Ottawa Transit Guide