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_ Wellington West _ - The much discussed and heralded "artisan" bread that many local restaurants proudly serve has been appointed gallery status by Sphere Gallery on Wellington Street West. Located in the heart of what has now been dubbed " ...

_ _ _ Stittsville - _ A recent independent study has confirmed that the suburban development by Richcraft Homes called "Deer Run", actually does not contain any deer or trees as implied by their signage and advertising. The dramatic loss of the natural deer from the development comes as a mysterious shock to both residents and developers alike, who used to see deer all the time within the vinyl clad streets of the suburb. ...

Westboro - Ottawa City Council unanimously voted in favour of yet another community gateway arch to be constructed this time in Westboro. Complimenting the already constructed “Little Italy” arch that crosses Preston Street, and the soon to be completed “Chinatown” arch on Somerset, the new Westboro arch will span Richmond Road at Kirkwood Avenue. ...

Editor's note: Starting today and running each and every Friday on OttawaStart, we’ll feature a “best of” post from the-o-dot , a new satircal Ottawa blog. [ ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IKEA.jpg) _ Pinecrest Mall _ Thousands of Ottawa area college students, young professionals, divorcees, and design savvy citizens were disappointed to learn of news that the assembly of the new Ikea store will be delayed for six months. ...