#fake friday #kidsFake Friday: City Approves Segregated Stroller Lane For Wellington/Westboro[ ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wellystrollerlane.jpg) Ottawa - City council Wednesday approved a pilot project to install a segregated stroller lane along one side of Wellington Street from Parkdale Avenue to Roosevelt Avenue in Westboro. The two-year pilot project is expected to cost $1. ...
#fake friday #oc transpoFake Friday: OC Transpo Drivers To Limit Use Of F-Word During “Kindness Week”With “Kindness Week” gaining momentum across the city, OC Transpo drivers are joining in on the acts of kindness by limiting the use of the F-word while they berate passengers on board. OC Transpo feels the edited profanity will help bring a positive note to ridership and encourage riders to spread positive acts of kindness throughout the city. ...
#fake friday #festivalsFake Friday: SuperEx headlinesTwo headlines from The O-Dot that made me laugh this week: * [ SuperEx Cancelled For 2011, April Wine, Helix Left Scrambling For A Gig ](http://twitter.com/theodotblog/status/35143159717564417) * [ Mullets/Carnies Gather At Lansdowne To Remember SuperEx Tonight ](http://twitter.com/theodotblog/statuses/35419129288593408) ** Related: ** Ottawa SuperEx Guide
#birds #fake fridayFake Friday: Street Pigeons Now Regret Not Flying SouthOttawa - After Health Canada issued a frostbite warning for most of Eastern Ontario yesterday, thousands of flight capable street pigeons are regretting not making the trek south with the rest of their aviary companions who are settling in to a warm climate in the Southern United States. ...
#fake friday #music #radioFake Friday: Canadian Broadcast Standards Council Bans Itself From Airwaves After Word "Broad" Deemed Too OffensiveOttawa - The CBSC or "Canadian Broadcast Standards Council" responsible for recently banning the song Money for Nothing by Dire Straits has decided to censor itself from Canadian airwaves after ruling that the word "broad" was too offensive. The news comes after a complaint from a listener to OZ-FM in Newfoundland who heard the song Money for Nothing, a radio staple since 1985, stating it violates the code of ethics on several fronts due to the use of a slander for someone who is gay. ...
#fake friday #rideau canal #skating #winterludeFake Friday: NCC Opens Canal To Commuter Traffic, Cyclists[ ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/skating-on-the-rideau-canal.jpg) Ottawa- In an effort to ease congested traffic in the downtown core, the National Capital Commission in conjunction with City Hall, opened a 2.5 km stretch of the now frozen Rideau Canal skate-way to both skaters and commuter vehicle traffic. ...
#fake fridayFake Friday: Westboro To Use Artisan Sea Salt On Icy RoadsWestboro - The affluent neighbourhood of Westboro will be enjoying the use of imported artisan sea salt on its roads this winter thanks to a motion passed by Ward Councillor Katherine Hobbs. Hobbs had requested the use of the special salt or " ...
#christmas #fake fridayFake Friday: Neighbourhood Christmas Craft Shows Guarantee Many Will Receive Crappy Hand Made Gifts This Holiday Season_ _ _ _ _ _ _ Ottawa _ - As the holiday season approaches, more and more craft shows and church bazaars are being held which offer countless hand made crafts to idea starved consumers. ...
#fake fridayFake Friday: Chickadee In Critical Condition After Telling Noisy Crow To Shut The F@#* UpMcKellar Park - A pleasant morning was marred Tuesday when a small chickadee was assaulted, pecked and left for dead by a large crow in the McKellar Park area of Ottawa. Known to area residents for its loud and obnoxious early morning cawing from a telephone wire on Dovercourt Avenue, the large crow apparently attacked the chickadee when it approached the crow and tweeted politely for him to keep it down as neighbouring birds were still trying to sleep. ...
#fake friday #real estateFake Friday: Condo Development Planned For Patch Of Grass In Westboro_ _ _ _ _ Westboro _ - A three foot patch of grass in Westboro has recently been purchased by Ashcroft homes and plans are underway for a 12 story condominium building on the site with construction beginning April 2011. ...