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[ ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sensjersey.jpg) _ Ottawa _ Recent leaked photos of the new Ottawa Senators jersey shows a vibrant “Cosby Show” look to the design, implementing a retro 1990’s sweater theme that heralds back to a time when the Ottawa Senators first took to the ice in 1991. ...

[ ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2872713596_8a925a8167.jpg) _ Wellington Village _ The fifth anniversary of Wellington West BIA’s “Taste Of Wellington” event kicks off once again this weekend where you can check out the area’s great taste in food, fashion, and fun as thirty-five of the finest restaurants and food shops tantalize taste buds with samples of their specialties. ...

[ ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/trafficlight.jpg) Ottawa - The recent installation of a multi-signal traffic light on the corner of Rideau and King Edward Streets has some motorists concerned and somewhat confused, especially during rush-hour traffic flow. The new 48 light signal was installed to help alleviate traffic problems at the problem intersection, but has proved to be confusing and hard to decipher during when encountered. ...

[  ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/peanut.jpg) _ Ottawa _ - In a bizarre incident, the jovial and monocle bespectacled Mr. Peanut was apprehended by a City Of Ottawa Tactical Police Squad at a local Staples store early Wednesday morning. Appearing to be purchasing some three-ring binders that were on sale, Mr. ...

[ ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/suv.jpg) _ Kanata _ - The Kiley family is thanking their over-sized Lincoln Mastodon SUV after encountering some unexpected road construction on their way back from Montana's Grill in the Centrum Mall Monday evening. The family of four, who have lived in the suburb of Kanata since 2009, were taken by surprise by some unforeseen road construction on Terry Fox Drive which resulted in the substantially large SUV having to navigate some treacherous road conditions. ...

[  ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/600_shooting_stretcher_100706.jpg) _ Ottawa _ Two groups of “flash mobs” suffered multiple injuries earlier today after the two groups coincidentally and spontaneously broke into ridiculous dancing in the Byward Market. The two groups apparently broke into choreographed dance moves at the same time which took each group by surprise, with many dancers suffering elbows to the faces, kicks to the groin, and finger pointing into eye sockets. ...

[ ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/westex1.jpg) _ Westboro _ - After a century of the Central Canada Exhibition being held at Lansdowne Park in the Glebe, the annual fair more commonly known as "SuperEx" has found a new home in the heart of Westboro. ...

[  ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bhead.jpg) _ Wellington St. W _ . - Coffee drinkers were treated to the opening of a brand new Bridgehead location last Saturday when the popular West End coffee chain opened a new location right inside an existing location. ...

[ ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Pole-walking-at-Mt-Cootha.jpg) _ Westboro _ The City Of Ottawa is investigating a possible pandemic sweeping the Westboro neighbourhood after recent photographs captured individuals skiing along sidewalks with out skis, but using ski poles. “The only explanation is an infectious psychosis that is spreading among residents, causing them to think they are skiing along sidewalks using ski poles, but no skis. ...

_ Hintonburg _ - The up and coming neighbourhood of Hintonburg was further gentrified last week when local hipsters successfully transformed a dumpster into a bustling cafe. Previously a stench and maggot infested garbage receptacle behind the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Wellington Street, the innovative hipsters sporting oversized, chunky, plastic framed eyewear and tight fitting clothes, renovated the dumpster into a trendy new cafe that also sells used records and vintage clothing. ...