#fake friday

Fake Friday: The Latest Breaking News Headlines

[ ![](/legacy/01767.jpg) ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/twitterlogo.jpg) Some of our favourite recent headlines from [ the-o-dot Twitter feed ](http://twitter.com/theodotblog) , your trusted source of breaking Ottawa news. (Republished here with permission.) * Pumpkin Infused Blood Transfusions Popular With Area Vampires * City Of Ottawa Parking Meters To Be Converted Into Exciting And Revenue Generating Slot Machines * Bridgehead Bulletin Board Has One Non-Yoga Flyer Posted * Quebec Driver Accidentally Uses Signal Light While Turning * Escalator In Sears Turned Up A Notch For Excitement In An Attempt To Lure Customers ** ...

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#weekly

OttawaStart's Weekly Event Round-Up: Lee Fields, IMOOfest, Thanksgiving at the Expermental Farm, more...

[ ![Early Morning in the City-05](/legacy/01769.gif) ](http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjrimages/6994948049/) Early morning on Sparks Street. Photo by [ Marcel Regimbald ](http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjrimages/6994948049/in/pool-ottawastart/) , shared on the [ OttawaStart Flickr Group ](http://www.flickr.com/groups/ottawastart/) . Here are our contributors' picks for the best local events in Ottawa this week. ...