/ #hockey #signs 

Ottawa signs: "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME! I WANT TO BE YOUR CHIROPRACTOR!"

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Photo from Stephen Smith over at [ SensTown ](http://www.senstown.com/2011/05/sign-of-times.html) , used here with permission.
I would like to suggest to all store owners in Ottawa to adopt the "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME!" meme for their promotional [ signage ](http://ottawastart.com/search/label/signs) .  For example:
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  "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME!       I WANT TO CHANGE YOUR WINTER TIRES!"
  
  
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  "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME!       I WANT TO INSTALL CARPET AND UNDERPAD IN YOUR HOME!"
  
  
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  "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME!       WE HAVE THE BEST PRICES ON MILK AND BREAD!"
  
  
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  "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME!       MANICURES AND PEDICURES AT HALF PRICE!"
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Ok, that's enough.

** See also: ** Ottawa Hockey Guide