1 June 2011 / #hockey #signs Ottawa signs: "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME! I WANT TO BE YOUR CHIROPRACTOR!"![](/legacy/00675.jpg)Photo from Stephen Smith over at [ SensTown ](http://www.senstown.com/2011/05/sign-of-times.html) , used here with permission.I would like to suggest to all store owners in Ottawa to adopt the "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME!" meme for their promotional [ signage ](http://ottawastart.com/search/label/signs) . For example: * ** "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME! I WANT TO CHANGE YOUR WINTER TIRES!" ** * ** "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME! I WANT TO INSTALL CARPET AND UNDERPAD IN YOUR HOME!" ** * ** "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME! WE HAVE THE BEST PRICES ON MILK AND BREAD!" ** * ** "HEY ALFIE, CALL ME! MANICURES AND PEDICURES AT HALF PRICE!" ** * Ok, that's enough. ** See also: ** Ottawa Hockey Guide