5 October 2012 / #fake friday Fake Friday: The Latest Breaking News Headlines[ ![](/legacy/01767.jpg) ](http://ottawastart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/twitterlogo.jpg) Some of our favourite recent headlines from [ the-o-dot Twitter feed ](http://twitter.com/theodotblog) , your trusted source of breaking Ottawa news. (Republished here with permission.) * Pumpkin Infused Blood Transfusions Popular With Area Vampires * City Of Ottawa Parking Meters To Be Converted Into Exciting And Revenue Generating Slot Machines * Bridgehead Bulletin Board Has One Non-Yoga Flyer Posted * Quebec Driver Accidentally Uses Signal Light While Turning * Escalator In Sears Turned Up A Notch For Excitement In An Attempt To Lure Customers **** **** ** See also: ** Ottawa Media GuideIf you liked this post, you should ** subscribe to etcetera , ** our free email newsletter. Featuring cool Ottawa events, interesting local news and contests and giveaways. Thanks!