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Fake Friday: The Latest Breaking News Headlines

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Some of our favourite recent headlines from [ the-o-dot Twitter feed ](http://twitter.com/theodotblog) , your trusted source of breaking Ottawa news.  (Republished here with permission.)
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Pumpkin Infused Blood Transfusions Popular With Area Vampires

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City Of Ottawa Parking Meters To Be Converted Into Exciting And Revenue Generating Slot Machines

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Bridgehead Bulletin Board Has One Non-Yoga Flyer Posted

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Quebec Driver Accidentally Uses Signal Light While Turning

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Escalator In Sears Turned Up A Notch For Excitement In An Attempt To Lure Customers

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